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Jennifer, you'll always have to take a look at the previous day's entry, because I'm sometimes inclined to add to it, within the same day.

Here's another one of those "you ought to read what I just wrote in today's Madonna blog entry." Like ancient music? I've captured the sound in my second new song. Sounds possibly classical.

The above blog entry was made on December 31, 2008.

You must read what I just wrote in my Madonna blog, for today. I tentatively plan to nominate my new song for a Grammy award, for the 2009 eligibility year. I have to meet certain requirement with it, to qualify it, including releasing it according to their standards. Their rules can seem like a bitch, to indigent recording artists. Now that I've thought about it more, I can hardly imagine how I'm going to come up with the money to do it. I'd have to find a financial sponsor, because I have no money of my own to even run off a production lot of CD's, to enable me to have a chance to sell them to merchants, to meet the commercial qualifications. I don't want to release it online, because I think I'd be cheated if I did it that way.

Alright! A GEICO gecko picture ad this time, when I just loaded this page. How do you like that, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on December 30, 2008.

I just received a letter of acknowledgment from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. It's in response to an electronic letter I sent her on October 31st, of this year. I didn't include my home address in the message, but she still mailed a response to me, the first I've received from her. They must have thought something of my message, to look up my mailing address, to respond. The number of responses I've gotten from politicians is growing. This year, 2008, has been busy for me, politically. Want to read this letter I sent her? Here it is:
Letter to Nancy Pelosi Speaker Pelosi didn't mention which letter, specifically, she was replying to, but the last one I sent her was the above, which coincidentally I sent to her, and other politicians, on Halloween. You don't think it took them close to two months to figure out my street address, do you? This could be on Conan O'brien. How many politicians does it take to look up someone's address? Uh . . . I dunno . . . uh . . . the same number of Polacks it takes? I'm a Polack, so I can say that.

The above blog entry was made on December 29, 2008.

I've got some positive technical information for you. In my techno blog, I just described how to clean up a printer cartridge, if it refuses to print, even though you know you have put enough ink into it. You follow the rich bitch tradition of thowing away whatever, when it acts up? Well, it's not too late to change your extravagant ways, Jen the Hen. It's easy to do, anyway. You should read my explanation of how to get your printer cartridge working again. I explained it so well, even a chicken can do it. "What? Even a chicken can do it? Man. There they go again with those insinuations." The GEICO caveman would be offended by that remark, even though he's a cave MAN. It'd remind him of those GEICO ads, putting down the caveman. GEICO must pay me if they use this story idea. No freebees, GEICO. I may have been countless cavemen, in past lives, but that doesn't mean I have to let anyone use my writing for free.

I just realized that you're also a jenny (Jenny), a "female ass," that is. I know; everyone already knew that from the beginning. Maybe you're every kind of animal on earth, not just a chicken and a jenny, Jen the Hen? What kind of animal will I think of your being, next? Ah! I just thought of one. You're also a party animal. I can vouch for that, except you weren't enough of a party animal with me, personally. You must get with it. You do't want people to think you're wishy-washy, do you? You should act more like a nymphomaniac towards me. I'd appreciate it.

I'm so influencial. Here's another example. The other day, maybe yesterday, I emailed Bill O'Reilly, at Fox cable tv news. I sent him a copy of a recent email listing, I received, of grant opportunities from the federal government. It's the same list I put a link to, here, the other day. So, just now, on channel 40 cable, the same channel Bill O'Reilly is on, they did a segment on pork spending, as if in response to my email. Hurray for me! I'm having a positive impact on government.

The above blog entry was made on December 28, 2008.

Yesterday's blog entry sure rambled on. I hope you check it again, to make sure you've read everything in it. I kept adding and adding to it.

The above blog entry was made on December 27, 2008.

Oh my god. Guess what? I've got a new, original song in the works, all of a sudden. I wasn't expecting to compose tonight, on Christmas, but my musical creativity was in full force, so this new song took shape, like a newborn child being born. I knew right away that I had to write it down, with the intention of doing the finishing touches to it, when I get to it, maybe tomorrow (today, really, since it's the wee hours of the 26th). I plan to record it. Since one song is never enough, I'm going to compose another dozen or so songs for a new CD. This is exciting. Read what I said about this, in today's Madonna blog entry. I think this is the moment I was waiting for.

Have you noticed the little captions that give your IQ, Jen the Hen? One said it was 125, and another, just now, said it's 114. Have you been getting a little dumber, lately? Actually, they're both pretty good scores, for a chicken. How do you do it? Being a chicken, you had to be that smart, to get them to give you millions of dollars? That's believable.

How is it possible for the U. S. government, or ANY government, to have enough money to fund all those research grants? Did you click over, from the piggies widget above, to the LONG list of U. S. grants, IN JUST ONE EMAILED LIST, ON ONE DAY? It's mind boggling. The politicians are obviously out of their minds to think the public can afford such pork, or that the public is even interested. Is the government a government or a research organization? For what it's worth, such research is sponsoring oppression technology, investment in official lies, with which to cheat people out of, not only their money, but out of their rights. Granted, that this is the longest list of such emailed grant announcements that I've seen so far, but they send these grant opportunity lists, AT LEAST ONE PER DAY ON THE AVERAGE! WOW! This proves that American politicians have obsessive compulsive disorders, which drive them to constantly spend on SUB-useless pork. This combined with their nanny-state mentality shows them to be both a danger to themselves and to society, and that they must immediately be committed for life to mental institutions. It's an emergency! The public let one of the Chicago class politicians (mobsters) into the Whitehouse, in handing Barack the key to the oval office. How long is it going to take to figure out how badly the public blew it this time? It is NO wonder the U. S. is losing its financial ass. It would be a wonder if it weren't, with this kind of insane spending going on. Let's make them knock this shit off, NOW!

I hope I'm not jinxing myself, or the traffic there, by mentioning updates about the NRA stuff. What I have to say this time is that I just put the latest Grassroots Alert up, which is accessible from near the top of my politics page. I wish you people would start visiting it. It won't bite you. I'm a little late putting it up, but they are taking a couple of weeks off, and will issue their next Grassroots Alert for the 9th of January.

Hmm. I just saw you on tv, on the show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. They showed an excerpt from that show, in which a chicken suddenly flew out of someone's arm's. You're sure on tv a lot, Jen the Hen.

I asked the radio station, that Alan Berg once worked for, to hire me to fill his old spot. I want to be the most irreverent radio talk show host, ever. My politics aren't like Berg's, though. I'd give the callers a hard time, according to my own beliefs. "Belief" is really something like a dirty word, in my book. People use the word synonymously with "political lie." It must have been a month ago that I emailed that radio station, and I've never heard from them, to this day. They have a posted policy of only hiring interns, or hosts, from among currently enrolled, or graduates, of journalism. Maybe Giuliana would put in a word for me with them. She's a full-fledged journalist. But she would? It's worth a try, maybe. I'm going to contact her right away. She'll have to explain herself, when I see her the next time, if the radio station doesn't tell me I've got the job. I'd take a comparable position at another station, even.

This has been one of those days when I kept having things to say, here. This morning, at approaching 7:00am, the roofs of both of the houses, to the rear and to the side, were completely white with frost. The temperature was 32 1/2 ° F, and it probably dropped the rest of the way to 32, by a quarter past seven. That's when the coldest point of the 24-hour day occurs. Apparently, the neighbor to the side didn't have their heater on this morning, because their roof has usually frosted only above the eve, but this time the whole roof was white. They have no attic space above that room, so for the frost to cover the whole roof, the temperature would have to either get exceptionally cold, or they'd have to have their heater off, which had to be the case this time. Brrr. Hollywood is not quite as cold, in the Winter, as where I live, usually.

Oh, one more thing about that Kardashian chicken. It looked like the one on the far right, in this background picture. So, that's the one who's you? People still can't tell, after all your pictures?

The above blog entry was made on December 26, 2008.

I was just thinking, the other day, that the theme music on The Soup, reminds me of Paris Hilton problems, specifically. How can a melody rendition remind me of a specific person? It sounds like it was done with her in mind. Really. Check it out. Maybe someone could record a tune to sound like your problems, Jen the Hen? That's a thought. I'll keep it in mind. I might come up with something, if I can find the time.

I thought of such a sound already. This Carmirelli song sounds like you, the singing chicken at the farm. Picture it. Enjoy, Jen the Hen.

I just found a coin pusher machine, at a local thrift store. First, I watched someone try it. He won, but I don't know how many quarters he pulled out. It sounded like maybe a half dozen, which would come to a dollar and a half. He left, then I tried it. I won three times, but the last time, the machine kept most of the payoff. I heard three quarters fall, but only one quarter came out. It apparently has a secret compartment to pilfer part of the payoffs. At that point, I would have broken even, but I took an overall 50 cent loss. I was also cheated when I got a triple something at a slot machine, in Laughlin, decades ago. I hit the jackpot during an announced double payoff period, but they denied it when I tried to collect. I've always been cheated at everything, all my life. This is sounding like a Rodney Dangerfield thing. I really lived what Rodney joked about.

The above blog entry was made on December 24, 2008.

I unexpectedly got into a big music theory discussion, in today's Madonna blog entry. It's simple enough for anyone to understand, though.

The above blog entry was made on December 23, 2008.

I have a clay fish, which looks like an x-ray view, after it swallowed one of my business cards. It's now on display, propped up with a leg, like a picture in a picture frame. I never know what I'll find next. That would be nice, in the reception area, if I had a reception area.

The above blog entry was made on December 22, 2008.

I just revised a couple of pages of ukulele chord diagrams. Read today's Madonna blog entry for more about it. It has a link to my new ukulele chord page. Don't miss it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on December 21, 2008.

Rich people think they have problems. It's even harder being poor, at least for some. That's been one of my biggest problems. This cheap guitar thing is another case in point.

Now, what am I supposed to say to you, Jen the Hen? On tv, earlier tonight, they said that it looks like your relationship with John Mayer may have gone beyond puppy love. Why would they use that expression to decribe your relationship? You're well into adulthood, at least according to all reports I've seen. They just meant you seem to be in love with him? Do you want me to tell you again that I'm jealous? What good would that do?

Believe it or not, a while back, maybe a week ago, I was trying to buy a live baby chicken. At the one place I went for one, they only had an adult chicken. I may have been interested in buying it, but the guy told me it was on hold for the mailman, who he said wanted one. It was what they call a buff chicken. He didn't tell me that, but I saw a picture of that kind of chicken, when I was searching the internet for whatever kind of chicken. This place I went to had the bird in a cage on the floor. I'm tempted to go back once in a while, in case the mailman backs out of the deal. A chicken could make a good pet, I think, if it doesn't fly away, on a lark, one day. Chickens will do that sometimes. I guess that's one of the reasons chicken farmers use chicken coops, to secure their inventory of chickens. Chickens are real birds; they really fly, sometimes. Can you picture me walking one on a leash, like I saw on Seinfeld one time? That looks so amusing. There's a place, not far from home, that sells genuine chicken feed, one for baby chicks, and one for adult chickens. That's the kind you eat? This paragraph suddenly looks like a follow-up to the preceeding one, about whether or not you're an adult.

The above blog entry was made on December 17, 2008.

I'm starting to feel like a musical instrument manufacturer. You should read today's entry in my Madonna blog.

The above blog entry was made on December 16, 2008.

I just saw Jim Carrey interviewed on Larry King. He had some amazingly interesting things to say. Coincidentally, his wife's name is "Jenny." Doesn't that seem something like your name, Jen the Hen? You're a real Jenny. Really. Want to know the most mind-blowing thing he said during that interview? He said that everything that happens to you is the best thing that ever happened to you in your life. Believe that? I'm not sure I do, but he had some interesting things to say, in connection with that idea. See, even Jim Carrey is a philosopher, albeit an odd sort of one. Want to jump off a cliff? After all, it'd be the best thing that ever happened to you, according to that idea of Jim's. He spoke of an idea that reminded me of karma, or bad karma. He said something like how everything's controlled by some grand intelligence, and that everything that happens is out of that lofty influence. That idea reminds me of ascribing things to the handiwork of a Supreme Being. He could also have meant the more pagan idea of many entities/beings having a hand in the works. My thinking is more aligned to that idea. Now you know. Now I know that Jim and I share some common ground, philosophically, and with someone as wacky as him. Who would have guessed.

The above blog entry was made on December 15, 2008.

It was colder than the Weather Channel predicted this morning. They said about 41 degrees, but it really got down to 36 degrees.

The above blog entry was made on December 14, 2008.

If you want to learn a little musical mathematics, I just wrote something interesting into my Madonna blog, for today.

I just wrote an update in my Madonna blog, about my just having fixed the intonation of my ukulele. Now the thing is accurate enough for public performances. Before it wasn't.

The above blog entry was made on December 13, 2008.

You know what particularly amuses me, about the current tabloid report, about you being naked for some magazine or something? The fact that the molt period, for chickens, has just ended a while back. Their/your molting period lasts for 3 1/2 to 4 months, and runs from late Summer through early Fall. So, those photos are hot off the press, if they're this year's. I'm glad to hear about it, Jen the Hen. I'm also glad to hear that you aren't preggers or tying the knot with JM.

Oh my god! Your ratings are slipping. My Madonna blog just passed this blog's traffic. Maybe the molted Jen the Hen pictures will help bring a rebound? You think? Do chickens usually cross their legs during their molt? Do they get embarrassed? I'm just wondering about it.

By the way, New Orleans just got some snow for the first time in four years, according to a weather report today. I'm glad they got it. Are Angie and Brad in their Big Easy home to take it in, or are they holed up in their French place, to avoid it? Maybe they got snow there too?

Speaking of recent tv reports about you, I just noticed a word coincidence. You were reported, a while back, as having commented that you consider it a badge of honor to be turning 40. Well, I was just noticing the Spanish word, "enbejecer," which means "to grow old." The "enbe" part reminds me of the English word "envy." B's and V's are pronounced the same way in Spanish. So, it's envious to be turning 40? For a chicken, maybe. Their life expectancy is only 10 or 15 years. Am I going to keep thinking of coincidences between you and chickens, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on December 11, 2008.

I just saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind, on AMC, on cable. It's about time. What I didn't like was the part where the guy started acting crazy, as if a UFO encounter would drive one mad. That portrayal is unfair to people who've made real contact with that other aspect of life. Craziness is mostly a myth, made up by busybody governments, who use the craziness idea to deprive people of theirs rights. You know why institutionalized people make all kinds of odds movements and contortions? It's a side effect of psychiatric medications. They all are damaged by those so-called medicines. It's institutionalization that makes people crazy, not life. Psychiatry is in the business of MAKING people crazy, not curing craziness.

The above blog entry was made on December 7, 2008.

What a surprise. It appears that the My 13 LA 11:00pm news has been canceled. Instead of Lauren Sanchez and Rick Garcia, now there is Christine Devine, with the channel eleven news, with the 11 logo at the bottom corner of the screen. Could they be experiencing financial hard times so much, as to have to curtail programming like that? Do you think their ratings were down?

Are you losing popularity, Jen the Hen? The reason I asked, is that the traffic to my Madonna blog has almost caught up with the traffic to this page. How do you explain that? Do you think that Madonna's divorce from Guy has boosted my credibility? It'd boost my credibility a lot more if she'd start getting reported being with me, of course. I was with her a lot, decades ago, before the paparrazi blitz got into full swing.

The above blog entry was made on December 3, 2008.

Last month was the first time my website's income covered the cost of the hosting service. That's still a long way from compensating me for my time and effort. It's a big improvement, though.

I was just creating some original ukulele chord diagrams, to my own specifications. It's tedious work. I'm having a problem with my ukulele's neck being too narrow for me. I wish I could afford one with a broader neck. My fingers get too scrunched trying to play some chords. Instrument makers make an instrument too hard to play, when they make it with too-narrow a neck. You'd think they'd know how bad that is. I guess they just don't care. I guess they figure someone will order a custom-made instrument, with a wider neck. I can barely afford a bottom-of-the-line Chinese one, let alone a custom one. If someone wants me to make custom chord diagrams for them, they can let me know. I'd have to charge for it. It's a lot of work. I can make chord diagrams for uke, guitar, or whatever. They all follow the same chord theory. It's just a matter of adapting it to a particular instrument, which is simple enough to do, but it's laborious. It takes hours upon hours.

By the way, one of your rooster friends was caught in a tv news story earlier. I think they said his name was "Guillermo." He was poking around at some fast-food place.

The above blog entry was made on December 2, 2008.

If I weren't so broke, I'd buy more of the clay chickens. Those are great. I never thought I'd be interested in collecting clay sculpture. It's habit-forming.

By the way, in case you were wondering, the reason Jill wasn't on Good Day LA, on Thanksgiving morning, was because she's a turkey. She was obligated to be dinner for the day. It's hard to understand how she can be everyone's turkey dinner, just as it's hard to understand how Santa Claus can get to everyone for Christmas. It's one of those mysteries. I expect her back at work Monday morning, though.

The above blog entry was made on November 30, 2008.

Don't worry, people eat turkey, not chicken, for Thanksgiving. A hen is a female . . . uh . . . bird. You're a female turkey? Oh no! If they come for you, make a run for it. Don't let 'em take you alive, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 27, 2008.

Do you think you could get through the Living Language Spanish audio/text self-study course, in 24 hours? Maybe, but you'd prefer to break the 24 hours up into three-hour-or-less blocks? I'm sure you could, Jen the Hen. At least you could, if you've already studied considerable Spanish. Try it. A once-through can work wonders, and repetition can do even more, for one's conversational powers in Spanish. I've collected quite a few of those Living Language series courses. Now, I have to find time for all of that. It's tough, with the creditors' lawyers breathing down my neck, and with other necessities impinging upon me constantly.

It's so close to Christmas again, that, as you can see above, I'm already losing my head over you, Jen the Hen. You know by now that that has become the holiday tradition for me. Yeah, it's that time of the year again. I just put on the Christmas music again, by Carmirelli. I figure it, and the decorations, should be here for a month before Christmas, till about a week or so afterward.

The above blog entry was made on November 24, 2008.

There's a good interview, with Reese Witherspoon, in today's (Nov. 23, 2008) edition of Parade magazine. Since I was with Reese, going on two years ago, in West Hollywood, one reading wasn't enough for me. I read it a second time. Excuse me for not being able to contain my excitement, but I have one thing to say to you, Reese: "Yippee, you're single again! I'm looking forward to another get together with you. A guy's got to have hope." Reese is so "interesting," for lack of a better word, Jen the Hen. So, what effect does this have on your losing 35 pounds? I don't know. You two are competing for me? Maybe I AM the most happening guy in Hollywood, in terms of broads? I wish. Come to think of it, with Madonna's divorce on its way to finalization, I must have at least three A-list broads competing for me, at this point in time. Whew! How did I do it? I'm not complaining. If you count Angelina, that makes four. I'm sure she'd dump Brad for me in a flash, even though they have three biological children together. That's especially since I lost 35 pounds, myself. Things are looking up for me, it seems.

Speaking of Angie, remember I told you I met her and Brad someplace in Fullerton, about three years ago? Well, in my way of knowing things, I know they were thinking they'd offer me some money. I don't want to say what I think that was about, but it now gives me an idea. If I take them up on the idea now, like to the tune of about a million, I can pay them back once I've primed the money pump, and have it coming in on my own. What do you think? Since I don't have their mailing address, why don't you drop this idea on them for me, Jen the Jen? I'd much appreciate it. I'm really pressed for time, as I've got a damned lawsuit hanging over me again, about a credit card. I'm in a mad rush. Hurry. To tell you the truth of how I'd probably spend it, I'd buy a modest house in the Hollywood area, or even the London area (I'm torn between the two), or maybe near New York city. Decisions, decisions. The remainder I'd live on. What's nice about real estate is that I could immediately offer the house for sale, at a nice profit. It'd be the combining of business and pleasure. There's still money in real estate, despite the downturn. The problem applies less to people who can pay cash. While waiting for the house to sell (which money I could reinvest in another house), I could be working on something showbiz related. This could work. Really. You people know me. You know I'm not a scammer. If I were to keep reinvesting in real estate, eventually I should come up with enough money to pay back the original.

The above blog entry was made on November 23, 2008.

I've been working on time-lapsed photography of a large, in-the-ground poinsettia. It's behind schedule this year. It was already almost fully red, by the first of November, last year. This year, it's still got a considerable way to go. I think the warmer weather, this Fall, has delayed the reddening of its bracts, for this round. Maybe it'll be finished reddening by the first of December. I'm not confident of that, since we've got barely more than a week, to the start of December. It's got a lot of red, at this point in time, though.

The above blog entry was made on November 22, 2008.

I just saw a profile still photo of you on tv recently, and it reminds me of the profile of a chicken/rooster. Really. Can you guess which shot I'm talking about? Check it out, if it's not too late. Profile? Hmmm. Pun there.

I just saw a Google ad, near the start of my Madonna blog. It said you swear by acai berry, as you lost 35 pounds that way. That's about how much I've lost myself, since the beginning of September of this year. I lost the weight my own way, though, Jen the Hen. Oh my god, I just realized something. If you really lost 35 pounds, maybe that's why you looked so much skinnier last New Years, in West Hollywood. That was you, wasn't it? Who was the guy? I'm still jealous of him, and of your being with John Mayer so much.

The above blog entry was made on November 20, 2008.

The Church of Satan is DEFINITELY criminal. DEFINITELY. You should read the email response I just received from their "administration." Visit me, and I'll let you read it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 19, 2008.

Here is an old, but very precious, piece of art, from when I was a very small child. I was sitting in the shopping cart, which my mother was pulling along the aisle, when I caught sight of a piece of rooster art, which was hanging on display, above the level of my head. As my mother continued on, I emphatically pointed out that rooster, which was at that moment behind me. She walked over, and grabbed one/it, and brought it to me, and aksed me: "This?" I emphatically affirmed, "yes!" Fortunately she bought it, and brought it home with us. To this very day, that plastic rooster has been on display in our kitchen, and is now above the service-porch kitchen door. Here it is, memorialized for all eternity. Isn't it adorable? It's unthinkable that it could ever be lost or destroyed. Sculpture doesn't get any better than this. It's beyond words. While I was a small child, I broke off the left portion of the wavy base. That's a shame. My mother stopped me from doing any more damage to it. Well, at least that much of it has survived. I had asked her to hand it to me, and she did, and that's what happened. Oh well.

While I'm on the subject of art, here's that hen pen holder, I mentioned a while back. Next to it is a more recent clay item I picked up at the same cheap outlet. Both items are of clay. I love them both. I was going to get more chicken items a while back, but I hesitated to spend that little bit of money, and now those other ones are gone. What a shame. This black cup is chrome-plated, inside.

The above blog entry was made on November 18, 2008.

We're approaching the 30th anniversary of the Jim Jone's Guayana mass suicide, of November 18, 1978. I read a true crime book about this story years ago. CNN has got a long audio of it. Click the following link to listen to it:
Full audio of Jim Jone's mass suicide in Guayana, November of 1978
Even after reading that book, listening to this audio helps put it all into perspective.

By the way, yesterday was Charlie's 74th birthday. Happy birthday, Charlie.

Here's an interesting quote I just came upon:

With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity. -- Keshavan Nair (from The Artist's Way, by Julia Cameron)

What does that remind me of? That the U. S. politician has no courage, and consequently, no base of integrity. The U. S. politician is a fraud, like Al Gore.

The above blog entry was made on November 13, 2008.

Jen, I have books in the works. I plan, tentatively, to write a couple of books. One is going to be about U. S. politics. I've already decided on the title. The other is going to be another diet book, and hopefully a diet sensation. My running total is 30 pounds lost so far, since I started my latest round of dieting, around the beginning of September of this year, on one of the diets I invented myself. I'm good. I'm a REAL dietician. You know that? Over the years, I've developed THREE successful diets, that enabled me to lose massive amounts of weight, with a good turnaround time. In fact, I want to compete with Jenny Craig and the other weight-loss companies, since I can offer people at least THREE effective weight-loss plans to choose from, not just one. I'm the best, and it's time for me to start capitalizing on my expertise, forthwith. You know, Jen the Hen, if you were to agree to fund my startup of that service, I'd be willing to name the company after you. How's:

Jen-the-Hen's System

Not bad, eh? Think of it. There'd be newly skinnier people all over the place, and they'd be thinking of you, each time they'd reflect on how they got there. It'd make you a hero, without your having to do the real work involved with the business. You'd better hurry, because I'm offering Madonna the same opportunity to buy into this company. If you act first, you're the one, rather than the material girl. Hurry. I know this can work out. One more thing. I'd be willing to cut you into the profits with this deal. I know rich people never feel like they've got enough money, no matter how much they have. I don't think you could be an exception to that principle.

The above blog entry was made on November 10, 2008.

I wanted to mention that I wrote another commercial screenplay called No, Not Norman's!. The name, "Norman," was an allusion to Norm's Restaurant. The founder's name was "Norman," "Norman Roybark." I wrote this with the intent of selling it to Denny's, maybe. It'd be perfect.

I'm thinking of writing a book about U. S. politics. America is clueless. America couldn't figure its way out of a stepped-in bubble gum, without my advice. Really. You should have donated your political campaign money to me, instead of Barack. I'm far more valuable than he could ever be.

The above blog entry was made on November 9, 2008.

I hope you're not sincere, in honoring "president-elect" Barack. Notice I refer to him by his first name, rather than his last, since a first name basis shows less respect to him. You must be sophisticated enough to understand that he's a criminal, like the other key Democrats. They created many hoaxes, which they have the "answers" to. They DEFINITELY threw the election, like all U. S. elections have been thrown in the past. Barack is definitely not legitimate. Why would you honor a false personator of authority? If you have a problem spin off from Barack's getting into office, don't say I didn't warn you, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 6, 2008.

Alaska just had record snowfall in Barrow, for the month of October. Yippee! It looks like the cold season may have finally begun here, where I live. Another "yippee!"

I highly recommend reading Vengeance, by George Jonas, the book I just mentioned. It would help you comprehend the Middle Eastern stuff. It's worth the time and effort, and it reads like a good spy/assassin story.

The above blog entry was made on November 3, 2008.

If there is one book, which could be considered an ESSENTIAL handbook, and voters' guide to this 2008 U. S. presidential election, here's its title: Vengeance, by George Jonas, Bantam Books, ©1984, 1985. Through this one footnote alone, in this book, one can come to understand that the nucleus of world Communism has relocated from the Soviet Union to the Democratic Party of the U. S. Here's that footnote, from pages 368-369 (chapter 6, footnote 3):

I do not mean that from the early 1960s to this day every person who smoked pot, opposed the Vietnam War, protested pollution, demanded equal pay for women, tried to preserve endangered species, and so on was at the same time, consciously or unconsciously, furthering the foreign-policy interests of the Soviet Union. Rather, that (a) every one of these movements has served as a staging area for tiny violent minorities to disrupt Western societies or change their nature by provoking repressive measures--the ancient Communist tactic--and (b) substantially larger minorities within these movements joined them in the belief that their pet peeves, from * linear thought to the killing of the whales, were plots by or problems peculiar to the free-enterprise system.

This created a climate in the West, especially between 1965 and 1975, wherein every Western policy had to be carried out with reference to the special interests and beliefs of these groups, even when doing so was evidently injurious to the larger interests of Western societies as a whole. In talking about the consequences of the efforts of only one of these groups, the environmentalists, Paul Johnson, former editor of The New Statesman, has this to say in his book Enemies of Society (New York: Atheneum, 1977), p. 101: "The precise economic effects, in terms of human misery and death, of the ecolobby's coup will never be known . . . . The only gainer was the archetypal totalitarian state, the Soviet Union, which saw its own prestige rise, and its effective military and political power enhanced, as the wealth of the West fell and its self-confidence evaportated."

I've said this many times before, and I repeat:

There is no such thing as carbon dioxide causing global warming.

* You know what linear thought is? Believe me, you NEED to retain the RIGHT to think linearly. The liberals are in the midst of installing Stalin's political psychiatry, and they must be STOPPED, dead in their tracks. It's an emergency, so much so, that marshal law ought to be declared, to keep Barack Obama (with his Communistic left leanings) out of the oval office.

Memorize this FACT! By buying into the ecolobby, you are helping the Democrats destabilize the U. S. economy, and in so doing, install their brand of iron-hand, crushing oppression, here AND abroad. Think about it. You haven't got long till the November 4th election.The left is destabilizing the U. S. economy, to aid them in installing their sneak Communism here and in the rest of the world. The above blog entry was made on October 31, 2008.

The U. S. must not be allowed to get away with pretending the left's communistic politics to be human rights observation. The left pretends politics they don't endorse to be racism or human rights violations, or whatever. They are not entitled to invoke superior character or superior politics, to disallow anyone to oppose their agendas or political campaigns, or to stop people from speaking their minds politically. The left has been continuously engaging in dirty smear politics. Now they're denying that they've been a dirty-politics party, by shifting the accusations onto McCain and his campaign. The left doesn't own up to their own wrong doing, and they've done PLENTY wrong, from affirmative action (which is dishonest and is piracy) to mandatory insurance (which is also dishonest and is also piracy). Anyone in government in the U. S., who voted in mandatory insurance of ANY KIND, ought to be executed to set the record straight, that government-endorsed piracy shall not be tolerated, PERIOD. That goes for both mandatory auto insurance and mandatory health insurance, and it also goes for any other kind of insurance they could possibly set their sights on, as far as the mandating idea goes. The public must not endorse the left's mandatory insurance crime, of forcing people into contracts they don't want. The Democrats are not entitled to engage in coersion to sign contracts, under color of office. They may not exercise the authority of dictators, who usurp their positions to force anything they want on people. Real freedom requires that each person be able to decide for himself. The biggest-gang-wins type of government is OBVIOUSLY NOT freedom, by any stretch of the imagination. He [Obama] has no right bringing his sneak communism into the oval office, with which to manage the U. S. and its people. Stalin bullied his people with mandatory "medical." The left, in the U. S., may NOT follow Stalin's example here, in this country. Say "NO" to forced medical contracts, and say "NO" to sneak communism, by voting "NO" to Barack on November 4th.

You know how the Democrats staged the backdrop for their global warming propaganda? They used black magick, in the D. C. area, to cause the cherry blossoms to open early. Have you ever wondered why there was an apparent warming in the Washington D. C. area, and NOT anywhere else? That's exacly what is was. It was dishonest ghost magick, and they're not entitled to fake problems with magick, to pseudo-justify sneak communist laws in the U. S. Gore has to be considered to be on death row for his international "environmental" fraud crimes against the whole world. The world must recognize what's going on with this. It affects everyone everywhere. The whole "environment" cause, over the decades, has been dirty politics. Those who've made all the noise about "environmental issues" have been attempting to serve themselves, through their lies. It's time people waked up, and stopped swallowing all the "environment" lies that have been stuffed down the throats of the public, since at least as far back as the book, Silent Spring.

Read about the Silent Spring environmental hoax, here.

The above blog entry was made on October 26, 2008.

Perhaps the best book to help put the 2008 presidential election into political perspective, is a book called The Silent Brotherhood, by Kevin Flynn and Gary Gerhardt. It's nearly five-hundred detail-packed pages, and definitely worth the trouble of reading it. You'd better get your copy, and read it quick. There's not much time before November 4th. It's an emergency. You want to do the right thing by your country, don't you? It's a good-sized book, and it takes an effort to get through it quickly. Don't dally.

The above blog entry was made on October 24, 2008.

How's this, for a possibly uncanny coincidence? Mr. Blackwell, the worst-dressed-list guy, passed away while a book I ordered was enroute to me, in the mail. I just received it today. The book was published, get this, by Blackwell Publishers. The title is, A Guide to Old English, and it's the sixth edition. The first edition was published 44 years ago, in 1964. I'm excited about learning what I can about Old English. In that version of English, there was gender inflection, the way there is in many modern languages. It doesn't have the Latin and Greek derived words, like in modern English. Old English is more Germanic than modern English. Inscriptions and writings can still be found, to some extent, written in that earlier version of English.

The above blog entry was made on October 21, 2008.

I hope you saw today's anti-Barack artwork, I just created and posted today. It's near the top of this page. It has the flames of Hell as backdrop. Are you worried about descending into Hell, for voting for Barack, Jen the Hen? I am.

I wrote three more tentative GEICO commercials, today, at a local diner. Sometimes I bring along my notepad, and that's the reason; in case I feel like knocking out another script of some kind. Voila! Two more caveman themed GEICO commercials. These two are called:

1. No, Thanks
2. Oh, Alright

I don't even want to hint at what these two are like, for fear of someone picking up, or guessing, my ideas. I have to put my intellectual property rights near the top of my priorities, for anything intended to be commercial, that I write. Well, that brings my count of tentative GEICO commercials, that I wrote, up to four: One gecko one and three caveman ones.

You don't think Madonna was thinking I fit into her "emotionally retarded" description, do you? She must think better of me than that. Of course she does. It was I she dumped Guy for? You think?

The above blog entry was made on October 20, 2008.

I realize it's been a while since my last blog entries. It was Madonna's official, announced marriage split that had me thinking about what to say next. Well, I don't need to comment on that yet, but I may.

First, I want you to read about Obama's communistic politics in the latest NRA grassroots newletter, here. Can you believe that the liberals are all SNEAK COMMUNISTS, and that they are pulling out all the stops to plunging the U. S. deeper and deeper into SNEAK COMMUNISM? Well, you'd better believe it, because it's true. Never fool yourself, that's what I always say. Here's a quote from this issue of the NRA newsletter:

Barack Obama is, by far, the most anti-gun presidential nominee in history

Here's what the NRA has to say about Obama. I'm desperate to do what I can to prevent Obama from gaining the presidency. It's very very important to vote "no" to Obama on November the 4th. McCain has got to be better than Obama. What's Hollywood's problem? Are they trying to prevent being boycotted by liberals? Is that why they speak in favor of Communists like Obama? So, it really is ALL about money, for those on the A-list! I knew it! Hollywood, you've earned a one-way trip to the gulag. The gulag is NOT like a mansion, I assure you. Isn't is amusing, how much my new political message, near the top of the page, resembles the LIFE magazine covers.

The above blog entry was made on October 19, 2008.

I wrote another GEICO commercial screenplay. I'd really like for GEICO to produce my commercial screenplays into real GEICO commercials. Mine are good; at least as good as the ones they've done so far. This one is called Not for Cavemen, and it's really good, believe me. I'm a good writer. I know what'll work. My writing works. This is only the second tentative GEICO commercial I've written. So far, I've done more Saturday Night Live genre of writing, and commedy in general. I've got a real start. Now, it's time to start hitting paydirt with my stuff. I know what you could be thinking: Good comedy writers are on every street corner. Why would they use my stuff? Well, that attitude will get them nowhere. If they don't use my stuff, they are cheating themselves. Does that explain it well enough, Jen the Hen? Oh, by the way, they must pay me for everything of mine the use, of course. That goes without saying, really.

The above blog entry was made on October 14, 2008.

Here's an interesting coincidence. A piece of newspaper, used as packing material, which came with a book I ordered months ago, has my horoscope on it. I was just tidying up a little, and noticed that the date on it is "September 12, 2007.". Well, first, here's what it says:

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Remember: There can be a fine line between making constructive remarks and destructive comments, so if you're asked to offer advice, be extra careful how you phrase your comments.

The newspaper is The Herald-Times, of someplace in Indiana. What intrigues me, is that I just had a run-in with some acting teachers, in which I lost my composure. I'm still waiting for the dust to settle, over that one. What set me off was THEIR lack of tact with ME. It's a reverse of the idea, in terms of direction, but horoscopes are short-term advice, anyway. Yeah, I wish they had excercised good judgment and tact with me, over the last three years. They don't admit they did anything wrong. I've still got the newspaper page, to prove I'm not making this up. This is real. This horoscope, dated September 12, 2007, is on page D5. Check it out, if you want. Coincidences happen? I don't so much believe in coincidences, myself. What about you, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on October 12, 2008.

A third night in a row. Thanks, Lauren Sanchez, for reading my email response to your My13LA question of the night (October 10, 2008). This time the question was: Will "troopergate" have an effect on this year's election? Here's my reply, which Lauren read on the air:

I think the mudslinging would have been a lot worse, if this was going to matter much to the campaign. Since the firing wasn't illegal, one has to question why it was called "abuse of power." I believe it's just dirt the liberals dug up, in their smear campaign against Gov. Palin.

Steve

Thanks again, Lauren. You're one of my favorite news ladies.

The above blog entry was made on October 11, 2008.

A second night in a row. Again, thanks, Rick Garcia, for reading my email response to tonight's question of the night (October 9, 2008). This time, the question was: What do you refuse to stop doing, despite your age? Here's my reply, which was read on the air:

Well, it starts with an "S" and ends with an "x." I think you can easily guess the middle letter.

Steve

Lauren Sanchez, you guessed "me?" How did you guess I'd want to have sex with you? Oh, excuse me, you must have said, "e" as the middle letter. Well, you guessed right either way, in a manner of speaking. "Sex" or "sex with you." Either/or/both will work. Oh, that reminds me; then I'd never be willing to give up sex with you, no matter how old I get? Well . . . that's not entirely unbelievable, if you ask me.

The above blog entry was made on October 10, 2008.

Thanks, Rick Garcia, for reading my email response on the My13LA 11:00pm news, tonight (Oct. 7, 2008). Tonight's question of the night was: (either/or)

1. Why did John McCain win tonight's debate?
or
2. Why did Barack Obama win tonight's debate?

It's about time they read another one of my emails on the air. It seems like a long time since they last read one of mine. Maybe I just didn't hear mine, the last time or two.

Jen the Hen, this is your chance to get out of town. I'm very hungry from my diet, on which I just lost 20 pounds, over the last six weeks or so. I'm hungry enough to eat even you. Okay? Oh god, wait a minute. The words didn't seen to come out right that time. I didn't mean I'd have to be desperate to eat you. Really. You've always seemed extremely edible to me. A lot. Big time. Don't laugh. I'm serious. Well, come on over. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone, you being one of them. A guy's got to eat.

The above blog entry was made on October 8, 2008.

Guess what just happened. Giuliana's website's domain has just been parked. That means that, at least for the time being, her website is defunct; it no longer exists. I wonder what's going on there. If I ever run into her again, maybe she'd do me the favor of telling me about that. Speaking of Giuliana, I just added a paragraph near the top of my own Giuliana web page. It explains the comments that follow it. I wanted to set the record straight, finally.

The above blog entry was made on October 7, 2008.

I just read a short book about what to expect in learning a language. I already have experience at learning foreign languages, but I read it anyway. I was well aware of much of the content of the book, but there were a few points that were expecially interesting. The book I'm talking about is How to Learn a Foreign Language, by Graham E. Fuller. I read it cover to cover, just now. It's only 102 pages, but it is an especially good book to read, for anyone who hasn't much tried to learn a foreign language, before. All I can say is it's worthwhile reading.

Please excuse the weekend-long delay, but I finally posted the latest NRA Grassroots alert, here. It, as usual, is accessible through a link, not far from the top of my politics page, which itself is accessible through a link, not far from the bottom of this page.

I've been working on my inner creative artist self, Jen the Hen. The last time I sat down and wrote some SNL-genre skits, they started coming at me, without effort. This time, I was sitting at the cafe, thinking that I wish such an ispiration would hit me, out of the blue, again. I sat a moment, and no such luck. Well, that meant it was time to go after such an inspiration intentionally, instead of waiting for it to come to me. Voila! It worked. In very little time, I had my idea, and I proceeded to write the new SNL-genre skit. As an added bonus, after finishing that one, I sat back and relaxed a bit, and another one came to me. So, this writing session was a success in both ways. I went after one on purpose, and the second one hinted itself to me out of the blue. I succeeded both ways that time, as if the first one primed the pump, so to speak, for the second one to rear its head for me. Here's the titles of these two new skits:

1. "How Are YOU?"
2. "EXCUSE Me"!

Well, that makes six SNL-genre skits I've written, recently. What do you think? Is Saturday Night Live willing to hire me on, as an actor/writer combo man? You think? I need this job ASAP. What am I going to do? Of course, you can drive by my place, to consult with me. Like I said before, I'm not going to post this stuff. To do so would be tantamount, in effect, to throwing away valuable intellectual property. I wouldn't want to throw the stuff out, even if I were rich, let alone poor. The idea of doing stand-up or skits, at the Laugh Factory or The Comedy Store, still crosses my mind. I'm more than willing to work at either of those places, if they're willing to pay me. I wouldn't want to do it free. It'd be like giving my ideas away for free. I'm trying to be through with people getting my stuff for free. Although you're rich, I'm sure you can understand my position with this. It's a no-brainer. Excuse me, but even a chicken can understand this.

The above blog entry was made on October 6, 2008.

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